“A Fill-in for Phil?”

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have suggested that, for Groundhog Day, a robotic groundhog be used to replace Punxsutawney Phil, the beloved weather-predicting groundhog. This is being criticized heavily by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots.

Of course, if PETA cares so much about animals, why are they trying get Phil to lose his job?

PETA’s proposed robotic groundhog was designed by SkyNet and is said to have targeted winter for termination.

Survivors from the 12 Colonies have denounced the robotic groundhog as a “frakkin’ toaster.”