“The Jackson 3… D”

The Grammy Awards plan to feature a posthumous tribute to Michael Jackson including a 5 minute 3-D clip of Jackson’s “Earth Song.” Fans watching at home should enjoy the spectacle, except those who don’t hear about the 3-D in advance, and think Michael’s ghost is actually haunting their house.

This will be the first awards show to feature 3-D. Traditionally, awards shows are only broadcast in 2-D because, by their nature, they completely lack depth.

Jackson himself had planned to use 3-D as the answer to a never-been-done-before part of his “This Is It” concerts. So this year’s Grammy’s is borrowing from that, since Michael has never been dead before.