“Pat Down”

TV reverend Pat Robertson said that the tragic earthquake in Haiti was caused by Haiti’s “pact with the devil” to overthrow French rule in the 19^th century. Asked for a comment about Robertson’s statement, God said, “I didn’t hear it. I would NEVER watch The 700 Club.”

Denying involvement, even the devil says he hasn’t been near Haiti lately; he’s been hanging out with Dick Cheney.