The world’s tallest building, Burj Khalifa, opened in Dubai, Monday. It stands 2,717 feet tall, more than double the height of the Empire State Building. It started out much smaller, but then they filled it with Viagra.
The United Arab Emirates structure is named after the ruler of nearby emirate Abu Dhabi, who has always wanted a big erection.
Described as a “vertical city” of offices and apartments, the skyscraper also features 4 swimming pools, a hotel, and a private library. The only difficult thing about living and working in a vertical city is getting used to walking sideways up the walls.
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