A young man broke into the Scotland home of singer Susan Boyle Tuesday night, but fled when Susan returned home. There was a brief moment of fear of sexual assault, when the young man became afraid that Susan might want to have sex with him.
Boyle was slightly shaken. Not because of the intruder - she’s just never had a man at her place before.
Fortunately, the prowler was caught. Not by police; the man foolishly looked Susan in the eye and turned to stone.
Police were confused when the break-in was first reported. Having seen Boyle before, they assumed the young man must have been breaking out of her home.
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