Wednesday, January 6, 2010

“You Want Fries with that Shake-Up?”

A Kansas City woman, unhappy with her McDonald’s food went on a rampage, knocking 3 electronic cash registers to the floor, causing thousands of dollars in damage before fleeing the restaurant. Apparently, her Happy Meal didn’t include Midol.

Police are picking up clues from the paper goods counter, but frankly, they are grasping at straws.

Clear store video is being used to attempt to identify the woman, who is described by police as tall and heavy-set, but described by McDonald’s employees as “super-sized.”

If the woman isn’t caught, political opponents are already demanding that Mayor McCheese should resign.

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