“Bullied Moose”

A group of 8th grade students in Alaska frightened and taunted a moose to the point where it fatally injured itself after the animal had wondered onto school grounds. As punishment, the children will be forced to sit through a painfully uncomfortable interview with Governor Sarah Palin.

Then Governor Palin is going to hunt and shoot the children.

And then she is going to shoot the moose, even though it is already dead, “Just for fun.”

In keeping with Alaskan environmental policy, the moose will them be the guest of honor, so to speak, at a memorial barbecue.

Participants are just reminded, “Don’t swallow the buckshot.”