“Nose Hare”

In Milford, Connecticut, a pet shop owner discovered that one of his new dwarf bunny rabbits has two noses. Other than that, he is completely normal, if you consider dwarfism, long ears and buck teeth ‘normal.’

A zoological expert said the anomaly may have been caused by in-breeding, which sounds a little sad, but was a huge relief to cosmetics companies.

The young critter has already displayed a high level of curiosity. You might say he’s too nosy.

When the pet shop owner was asked how the bunny smells, he answered, “terrible.”

The rabbit is on a steady diet of carrots, mostly because they are supposed to be good for the eyes. Because how would a two-nosed rabbit wear glasses?

Due to his fame already, the rabbit’s future plans include reenacting the fabled race with the tortoise. Experts already predict that the rabbit could win by a nose.