Thursday, April 23, 2009

“Firing Squad”

A long-term study released this week shows that business executives who decide to make layoffs and do the actual firings suffer from stress, loss of sleep, and even health problems. In a related story, good!

Some high level executives even develop a sharp loss of appetite and can barely have their personal assistant feed them bon-bons in the hot tub.

The study says the feeling of laying people off is psychologically similar to the end of a romance or falling out of love in a relationship. To that end, many employers hire temps and independent contractors, to feel they’re getting a little something on the side.

It’s like a company mistress, referred to by those losing their jobs as the Corporate Bitch.

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