Two FBI agents in West Virginia have been charged with spying on teenage girls trying on prom dresses by using mall video surveillance on changing rooms. This may a “wag the dog” attempt by the federal government to make the CIA seem less sleazy.
Agent Fox Mulder has opened an internal investigation with the Triple-X-Files.
The agents hope that the girls will forgive and forget, at least in time for next year’s prom season.
It’s ironic that these young women were victimized, right before the romantic fantasy of high school prom, immediately after which they might forge foggy memories of being coerced into drunken, unprotected, first-time sex with an inept, uncaring partner.
While the public has been appalled at the taking advantage of young girls in various states of undress, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is kicking himself for not thinking of it first.
The two FBI agents involved face conspiracy and privacy invasion charges, despite sticking to their own strict code of conduct for what they would and wouldn’t view. Specifically, the “No Fat Chicks” rule.
Needless to say, this is an unfortunate blot of the reputation of the FBI. What happened to the good old, dignified days, when J. Edgar Hoover would just try on his own prom dresses?
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