Wednesday, April 22, 2009

“Dog Fetches Bounty”

An attempted murder suspect shot at A & E reality star Dog the Bounty Hunter, who was trying to take him in armed with a paintball gun. Dog wasn’t hit, and caught the man late that night outside a Toy’s ‘R Us. The theory is that the shooter went shopping for his own paintball gun to match Dog’s fire power.

The suspect is wanted for 2nd-degree attempted murder, domestic violence, and gun charges. He originally escaped on a motorcycle after allegedly firing the gun, and was taken in by a bleach-blonde TV star with a paintball gun. Who’s the tough guy now, eh?

Dog’s TV crew was with him when he tried to make the arrest, but they missed filming when the shot was actually fired. In a related story, that shot might not be the only thing to get fired.

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