Tuesday, April 21, 2009

“Student Body”

The Supreme Court heard arguments today about the rights of schools to strip-search students suspected of having contraband, versus the 4th Amendment rights of the students. One suggested compromise is that students can only be strip-searched by teachers they are already dating.

Another idea is that any student forced to remove their clothes gets their own reality show, so at least they get a lot of attention is exchange for their dignity.

Lawyers for the schools did finally concede that any strip searches should not be done in the teachers lounge, set to music.

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