Friday, April 3, 2009

“Pink Heartland” or “Rainbow Waves of Grain”

Iowa’s Supreme Court upheld a ruling today to allow same-sex marriages, making Iowa the third state to do so. This is seen as a crushing blow to the gay community, who would really rather live somewhere more metro.

In reviewing the lower court’s gay marriage decision, the Supreme Court looked at all legal aspects, top to bottom.

The only difference between gay marriage as defined in Iowa compared to other states is that, after the wedding, instead of rice you have to throw corn.

Officially, Iowa’s farm animals can now eat (finger snap) “Ha-ay.”

Iowa has not been known to have a high gay and lesbian population. Then again, in Iowa it’s hard to spot lesbians because everyone is wearing overalls.