“Who’s Judging Who?”

In last night’s Miss USA pageant, judge Perez Hilton asked Miss California her opinion on same-sex marriage, and the contestant said she believed marriage should be between a man and a woman. She may not be the only one who feels that way, but obviously she’s the only one who didn’t know Perez Hilton is gay.

Some say Miss California’s answer doesn’t represent the majority of Californians, but neither does the fact that she speaks English.

Miss California went on to become First Runner-Up to Miss North Carolina, which is still better than one should expect. After all, what is more gay than a beauty pageant audience?

The newly crowned Miss USA will go on to compete in the Miss Universe pageant this summer, where, having dodged the gay controversy in the USA pageant, will be expected to participate in international lesbian activities.

In another controversial, and some say backwards policy of the Miss Universe pageant, only women from Earth are eligible to compete.