Madonna was thrown from her horse today when paparazzi popped out of the bushes to snap pictures of her riding in the Hamptons. Injuries were minor, but the fall may have broken Madonna’s already fractured English accent.
Paparazzi claim that they didn’t realize that she was on a horse; they thought she was on top of a ‘roided up A-Rod.
The poor, graceful creature was scared, but will still be ready to be mounted again soon. And so will the horse.
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