Thursday, July 15, 2010

“Caps Off to BP”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100715/ap_on_bi_ge/us_gulf_oil_spill
BP says its new cap has finally cut off the flow of oil leaking into the Gulf. Not to quick to pat themselves on the back, BP admits that it will still take a lot of work for them to come up with better ways to try to destroy the world.

BP was able to successfully choke off the flow of oil by pretending that they were holding onto the throats of all the Gulf area’s environmentalists, fishermen, and residents.

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