“Silent Treatment”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2010-07-15-no-singing_N.htm
The town council of Sullivan’s Island, South Carolina voted this week to ban yelling, singing or whistling on public streets. Sadly, all town construction will abruptly come to an end, when all construction workers who see an attractive woman go to jail.

This town council assures that the people’s voices will be heard on the matter, and then after the vote, the people speaking up will be arrested.