“Whale of a Tail”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/07/whale-crashes-onto-yacht-off-s-africa----was-it-harassed/1

A 30-foot, 40-ton whale breached the ocean and landed on top of a 32-ft yacht before slipping back into the water off the coast of South Africa, Sunday. Though the boat was damaged, no one was hurt, and the whale has since been heard bragging that over the weekend, he drunkenly got laid.