“French Twist”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100727/ap_on_re_eu/eu_france_al_qaida_hostage

France has declared war on al-Qaida in the wake of the killing of a kidnapped aid worker who was a French citizen. This is a much stronger stance than France has yet taken against al-Qaida, and is a big step up from just using sanctions to try to deprive them of Jerry Lewis.

France may not have the strongest military in the world, but they are the snootiest.

The French are ready to attack. First, they blind the enemy in a cloud of cigarette smoke, and then they raise their arms and kill them with body odor.