“Chel-sea No details, Hear No Details, Report No Details”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-07-28-1Achelsea28_CV_N.htm?csp=hf

Chelsea Clinton’s wedding is this weekend, but all the major details have been kept secret. For privacy’s sake, guests have been asked to reveal nothing to the press. And for their eyeballs’ sake, they have been warned not to look directly at the bride.

The Clintons are asking the the media to respect Chelsea’s privacy, since this is her day. Based on her looks, Chelsea already has another day: Halloween.

Hillary only has one rule of her own for the wedding day: Bill isn’t allowed to bring another date.

Bill Clinton is overjoyed at the prospect of giving his daughter away at the wedding, but would be even more ecstatic to give away Hillary.