“Paris is in the News in France” or “High in the Sky” or “Paris Hilton: Smoking? ‘Hot.’”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-07-17-paris-hilton_N.htm

A French Newspaper reported that Paris Hilton was briefly detained in the Corsica airport after drug-sniffing dogs allegedly smelled a small amount of marijuana in her bag. Turns out her dog Tinker-bell was getting high.

Carrying a bag made officers suspicious, since Paris can fit all her belongings in her vagina.

Police suspected Paris was high because she thought she was classy and smart.

Hilton was released when it was determined that no amount of pot could cause her any harm be killing brain cells or further dulling her senses.