“Information Leak”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/07/oil-leaking-from-well-cap-but-not-considered-big-problem/1

BP’s ruptured oil well in the Gulf has been determined to be leaking some oil from the cap placed on it last week, but not enough to be a major concern for now. This is part of BP’s new “What the hell difference does it make any more?” campaign.

BP says, if necessary, they can always pull down the cap’s earflaps.

Just in case, BP is cautiously preparing another round of unlikely solutions with names even more ridiculous than “top kill.”