http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/07/cheney-has-device-implanted-in-heart/1
Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he underwent heart surgery to implant a pump assistance device last week. The device will pump taxpayer money straight to Haliburton.
News of the implant would be more significant if Cheney actually had a heart.
The device should lengthen Cheney’s life expectancy several hundred more years.
To keep the device going, Cheney only needs a continuous supply of fresh blood from living human victims.
Cheney is recovering and looking forward to resuming an active life, looming in dark shadows, manipulating Washington puppet politicians, and shooting friends in the face.
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