“Mad Max’s Ex”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-07-21-mel-gibson_N.htm

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department has opened an extortion investigation against Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. If the investigation results in charges, the department will respect Mel’s wishes and just knock her front teeth out.

Mel hopes the investigation will have some angle he can blame on the Jews.

Preferring to work with someone he knows, Mel has requested the investigation be led by Deputy Sugar-t*ts.