A man claiming that a 4-hour-ride on his BMW motorcycle caused him to get an erection that hasn’t gone away for 20 months in now suing BMW for damages. Though really, his wife is the one who just can’t take it anymore.
He’s suing for unspecified damages. In fact, only his wife really feels the damage..
Apparently, since the 4-hour-ride, the man has been unable to shift into a lower gear.
Court documents say the speedometer showed that the man was accelerating fast, and then he tried to bury the needle.
The man is already inching toward a settlement.
His attorney says this case already has a long-standing precedent.
I don’t know how good his lawyer is. They say he had trouble passing the bar.
If BMW loses, they may have to pay a stiff fine.
Some legal experts have said the evidence in the case is arousing… suspicion.
His condition does give him some advantages in court. For example, when the judge enters, and the bailiff says “All rise,” he won’t even have to move.
Being in a continuous erect state, if the man goes to court, he does not intend to let his opponent get off too easily.